In order to slow down the virus, everybody must practice social distancing. When at home, make sure to clean and disinfect household surfaces daily, to prevent spreading the disease, watch 9-16 hours of video content including but not limited to Netflix, Youtube, my uncle Albert’s blog, five-minute workouts with uncle Al (volumes 1-8),  Albert’s weather cast, Puppets with Al, Al’s Sleep cam, “Wow that’s a big one!” (an Al classic), Imaginary Friends (with Al and “Martha”), Guess Who? (featuring Al), Breakfast Club with Al, Brunch Club with Al, Lunch Club with Al, Supper Club with Al, Midnight Snack with Al and “Martha,” and your local news.

If you have to cough, make sure to cover your mouth with your elbow. After coughing in your elbow, soak elbow in vat of sanitizing lotion. After 20 minute soak, clean the vat and sanitizing lotion in anti bacterial soap. Air dry elbow using one of the following recommended methods:  the chicken dance, the funky chicken, the chicken flap, the constipated chicken, the farty fowl, the gassy goose, the drunk uncle (featuring Al), and more. Repeat previous steps three times.

See hand washing with Al.

And Al.

Since that there is a shortage of masks, most cloth materials can be used to make one. Please watch Al’s mask making videos, however refrain from watching Al’s mask making videos or other mask making videos that were released before the current pandemic. “Nobody does masks like Al.” – “Martha”